#RE#VOCALOIDS#AND#MP3s

[Roxeanne {'Anne </3 You}]

Here's what's up regarding vocaloids and mp3 players.

Vocaloids are bad actors. Meaning, if they are in a music video where there's murder going on, chances are they're actually being murdered and injured. You see, when these music videos are over, the vocaloids are reset so no injuries are sustained or so that they aren't permanently dead. But, here's the deal: vocaloids can only be reset every 48 hours. That's two days. If a vocaloid that has been reset say, a couple minutes before, is hit by a semi and dies, then one has to wait 48 hours before being able to reset their vocaloid again. However, a vocaloid can only be dead for 24 hours before uninstalling themselves.

Once a vocaloid is uninstalled, whether from uninstalling themselves or their masters uninstalling them, they lose all memory of their master and any experiences they had while with their master and their memory of the other vocaloids becomes damaged. The more of a vocaloid is uninstalled, the more damaged it becomes until said vocaloid can't even remember the other vocaloids anymore.

If one is buying a new vocaloid, said vocaloid should remember all the other vocaloids.

When a mp3 player is killed, however...well...it's dead. Like that. MP3 players are very fragile. An mp3 should NEVER be somewhere by itself without a master or an older vocaloid, since they're practically defenseless.

NEVER leave a MP3 around water! Just don't! If you need to bathe your mp3, just use a dry towel to wipe them down. They'll do the rest themselves.

MP3s are capable of singing, but they need to be taught to sing. On the other hand, since mp3 players play music, they can play one certain instrument perfectly, but can't read sheet music. Mp3 b.r.n can play electric guitar, but she can't read sheet music to save her life. She, like other mp3s, relies on memory.

All mp3 players have at least one pair of speakers on their bodies and all mp3 players have names in lower case letters. MP3s are either built to look entirely human or like a human with animal features (the most being ears and a tail, like a nekomimi [cat girl] or usagimimi [bunny girl], though this can apply to boys too}.

MP3s need to be synchronized every month. Meaning, that they should be plugged up into a computer. Once plugged in, they will automatically start synchronizing--downloading anything added to their playlists, as well--and will alert you when they are done. The usb port can be found at the nape of their necks.

MP3's will not immediately recognize each other, unlike vocaloids with good memories.